Bratty Catty

Farewell…

Bratty Catty — Wed, 16 Sep 2020 00:58:18 +0000

It’s with a heavy heart I have to say I lost both of my cats in a little over a month. I had health issues in May and spent some time in the hospital, and Baby Girl (my black cat Dora) died while I was away, despite my neighbor putting out food and water. My boy, Dexter, got away when the landlord tried to move him (I couldn’t) and he was gone for over 4 weeks, Apparently, even though he was fed periodically by kind people., he went into starvation mode and subsequent liver failure after 2 weeks home. (Yes, I finally got him back.) I take some solace that I got to say goodbye and spend his last few days with him, but my heart is broken.

I am FINALLY able to get back to this site because I am a “cat lady” with all my heart. So hug your little ones for me.

Dex and Dora, you will be missed.

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Cuteness overload

Bratty Catty — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 09:00:20 +0000

I mean, what else can you say about this? Cute baby kitten — CHECK. Soft fluffy goodness — CHECK. Cats — CHECK. What else do you need in life?

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His eyes are a blue million miles…

Bratty Catty — Fri, 03 Apr 2020 09:00:05 +0000

I look at him and he looks at me
In his eyes I see the sea
Don’t see what he sees in a girl like me
He says he loves me
His eyes, his eyes
His eyes are a blue million miles
His eyes, his eyes
His eyes are a blue million miles
Far as I can see he loves me
His eyes, his eyes
His eyes are a blue million miles

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It’s ON!

Bratty Catty — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 09:00:09 +0000

Earlier, we caught up with Agent Kitty merely observing and taking notes on those lowly human specimens. But the time for laying low is over. Now is the time for action!

Pupils dilated, hunched down, and you just know this one is gathering his hind legs underneath them for the big POUNCE! Caught in the act!

Agent cats are omnipotent and omniscient, just like God and Santa Claus. You better always be on your best behavior.

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Don’t hate me because I’m NOT beautiful!

Bratty Catty — Sun, 22 Mar 2020 09:00:22 +0000

What on earth?!? Is that Yoda cat? Is that Smeagol cat?

These poor hairless kitties are the anti-cuddly beasts of the World. But that doesn’t mean we can’t love them, right? They are still cats after all and even homely cats need love too. And you better be nice to them… Or look how Smeagol turned out.

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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

Bratty Catty — Wed, 05 Feb 2020 09:00:48 +0000

“Who, me? You really want to take a picture of me?”

Oh, like you don’t already know your beautiful. This cat is working it so hard RuPaul would be proud, as would any supermodel from the 80s. And yes, this kitty is ready for a close-up, looking like hours of makeup perfection have been applied. I mean, look at that perfect eyeliner!

Don’t be hatin’ because I’m beautiful.

(What do you all think? Should I make a pillow or t-shirt of this one? Comment below.)

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Mission impossible!

Bratty Catty — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 09:00:09 +0000

Your mission, Agent Kitten, if you choose to accept it, is to observe the human slaves in their natural environment and report back. This tape will self-destruct in 15 seconds.

This black kitty isn’t ready to pounce yet, but she sure is watching you. And watching you. And watching you, pesky human. In order to facilitate more effective domination of the inferior human species, cat agents are sent out all over the globe to do in-depth studies and report back to Kitty Cat Central. Oh sure, they pretend to be asleep. They pretend they’re not paying attention to you. Yet when you look the other way, they quietly open one and observe your every move.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you..

(What do you all think? Should I make a pillow or t-shirt of this one? Comment below.)

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Chatty Cattys

Bratty Catty — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 18:42:29 +0000

What’s cuter than adorable cat pics? Adorable videos of kitties chatting up a storm! These sassy kittens may be young, but they sure know how to be boss and put us human slaves in our place. Yowza, they have big mouths. And by the way, the cats above are my fur babies. Dexter and Pandora, or, Dex and Dora.

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Cat Video Classics: Best. Cat. Video. Ever.

Bratty Catty — Tue, 28 Feb 2017 23:24:01 +0000

As you may have guessed from the post title, this is hands-down my favorite cute cat video of all time. No matter how many times I see “Sad cat diary,” it cracks me up every time. Whether you’ve seen it before or a “Sad cat diary” virgin, enjoy this Hall of Fame classic cute cat video.

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Cat Video Classics: Cat sings Game of Thrones theme

Bratty Catty — Sun, 12 Feb 2017 23:16:28 +0000

This cat video just never gets old. Especially when it’s that time when a new season starts of Game of Thrones. When does that next season of GoT start, anyway? Hey, that’s okay, because you can enjoy this sassy and fun cat video any time. Winter is coming, bitches!

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