Your mission, Agent Kitten, if you choose to accept it, is to observe the human slaves in their natural environment and report back. This tape will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
This black kitty isn’t ready to pounce yet, but she sure is watching you. And watching you. And watching you, pesky human. In order to facilitate more effective domination of the inferior human species, cat agents are sent out all over the globe to do in-depth studies and report back to Kitty Cat Central. Oh sure, they pretend to be asleep. They pretend they’re not paying attention to you. Yet when you look the other way, they quietly open one and observe your every move.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you..
(What do you all think? Should I make a pillow or t-shirt of this one? Comment below.)
